I’ve been
working very hard to construct worthy planks for my presidential campaign.
By “worthy”
I mean I want to forward to the voters an array of workable plans for the
future of the country.
For
instance, I’ve noticed that this guy Obama talks incessantly about how well the
economy is doing. But he doesn’t mention the 95 million Americans out of work
or that more than 50 percent of Americans are collecting food stamps. BO’s
minions insist the unemployment rate is a mere 5 percent, when in reality –
counting the people who no longer are eligible for unemployment checks and have
stopped frequenting unemployment agencies looking for work – the real number in
somewhere in the 18 – 20 percent range.
Another
major issue that is fast coming to a head is gun control. There is no question
in the minds of right-thinking people that gun confiscation is a Nazi idea.
Let’s call it what it is – democrats frequently refer to conservatives as
Nazis, but it is not us who practice Nazi principles, now is it?
Another
issue that BO’s troglodytes have lied about is the supposed policy of ending
the Bush-era practice of raiding medical marijuana distributors. The Justice
Dept. said from the beginning that raids would not occur at dispensaries in
violation of federal law as long as they were in compliance with state
regulations. (My interest in this is that I have it on good authority that
marijuana in its various forms can cure quite a number of cancers.) However, the JD has engineered in excess of
100 raids on pot dispensaries (mostly in California) that are in full
compliance with state law. In addition, there have been nearly 200 Nazi-like,
SWAT-team style incursions on dispensaries in nine states with medical
marijuana laws on the books. If I am elected I will immediately use my
executive privilege to prevent further violations of the laws of sovereign
states. I would tell the federal government to butt out, this is a state issue.
(Damn, I sound good when I get tough, don’t I?)
The BO
administration is still wrangling around the “climate change” issue (better
known as Global Warming), trying to sidestep the Supreme Court ruling that said
the government should back off – the EPA has exceeded its authority. What SCOTUS should have said, but didn’t, is
there is no such thing as man-made Global Warming. – there hasn’t been GW of
any type in like 18 years. Instead the Global-Warming liars came out with a
man-made study stating 2014 was the warmest year in history. (Apparently, it
was by all of two/ 100ths of a degree, hardly measurable.) But the same year
also saw record ice, record snow and record cold. Polar bears were thriving,
although the GW liars swore they had all but disappeared. Moose in Minnesota made a comeback after
experiencing a big drop that the liars blamed on GW. Turned out it was wolves
that killed the moose. Wolves were removed from the Endangered Species list and
found themselves the object of a hunting season. GW is a ruse by the government
and environmentalists to extract more tax money from the American taxpayer. Some
of you are maybe old enough to remember it was the same bunch of wackos who
called for an ice age back in the 70s. It didn’t work, so they came up with the
GW hoax. But beware of Bill Nye the Science Guy. This jerk-off has been gone so
long he needs an issue to get back in the public eye. He’s yelling loud and
clear that he thinks all Climate Change deniers should be locked in jail. Yep.
But when I’m elected president I will sign an executive order calling for
jailing all jerk-offs.
(Boy, if
that don’t get me elected, there’s no hope for me.)
There are of course very many other issues we
can talk about as time passes. I’ve
looked over each of those above and have my own ideas of myriad others. The country
is in such an awful mess. But there’s one thing I know – after eight years of
this crap, I know exactly what not to do
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